She chastised me for not coming in sooner and told me that the cyst had become infected. The infection has now spread throughout my body, making me one sick cookie. She sliced off the offending cyst and prescribed a boat load of medicine.
A home remedy for curing infections and dehydration is coconut water. So Mr. Happy went out and bought me some coconuts.
I won't demean this blog with a detailed graphic of the disgustingness that has become me. But here is a self illustration, which will hopefully convey a likeness.